Poor Maria, practically still fresh from Maine, experiancing her first traumatic redneck birthday from the gang at the gym. They fully tp'd (toilet papered) her car, gave her 28 full-power spanks on her bum while held down by Ms Muscles, AD. All that and a birthday sign that read 'Happy Birthday Jackass!' How special she must feel lol.
...plus extra toilet paper hanging by the door just-in-case :)
Security drove by while Ms all-dat-'n-a-bag-of-chips was tp'ing the car and exclaimed 'I don't know if I should keep quiet or join you!' Welcome to redneckville Maria! You are truly loved :)
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