Triumph The Insult Dog @ The RNC

I usually don't care much for Triumph the insult dog but this video cracked me up!

I'm Not A Golfer But...

This made me laugh out loud :)

Presenting, the legendary, Charles Barkley LOL

How's That For A "Kumquat" Tree LOL

As usual, my parents go overboard on the cny celebrations and get the kumquat/meiqi orange... in this case, looks like real 'sunkist orange tree to me hahahaha, that is the biggest, most beautiful, most luscious, most... well you judge for yourself :)

My three young cousins (whose diapers I have changed many many times lol) posing while they did their annual cny visiting at our family home.

You Might Get Another Idiot For President LOL

Don't believe me... judge for yourself

Mike Huckabee Congratulates Canada On Its "National Igloo"

via Boing Boing by Cory Doctorow on 1/5/08

Watch video here.

Mike Huckabee may have won the Iowa primary, but does he really think that Canada's Parliament resides in a "national igloo?" Rick Mercer's comedic Canadian TV show "Talking to Americans" (asking people on the streets of US cities nonsensical questions about Canada to see if they call shenanigans or whether they become genuinely alarmed at the idea that, say, the Canadian elderly are set adrift on ice floes instead of being sent to retirement homes) caught Huckabee on video during his days as governor of Arkansas and asked him to send a message of support to Canada and its struggling "national igloo," a notional ice-sculpture scale replica of the White House in which the Canadian Parliament meets and debates.

Huckabee gave a stirring endorsement to the igloo, presumably after ascertaining that the igloo was not used by homosexuals.

Where in the world do you guys find these candidates?!?!?!

Funny

I don't like receiving jokes via email - people who know me (or have read my previous post) know not to forward me anything like so; not if they want me to read it... and I extend the same courtesy towards them. However, when I read this piece on ELT news (a site about teaching English in Japan) this morning, I figured why not share it with you guys and post it here... after all, if you have time for my blog, surely you can spend some time with this entry :)

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G:"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G:"What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G:"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G:"Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G:"What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G:"I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G:"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G:"English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G:"No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G:"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G:"Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G:"Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G:"Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G:"You're very welcome."

(Thanks to Duane Flowers, who posted this to the Jalttalk mailing list)

Funny right?! :D