Hi, it's me

This is my posting. I am QOMT - queen of the tortoises! I'm going to talk about some things... stuff that offend me, make me smile, make me laugh out loud (and you all who know me know that I do that A LOT)... but mostly crap that wouldn't interest people but me and a very small group of people who think weird like I do... enjoy 'coz I sure am gonna...